I'm Just Warning You...

I'm a goof ball. One of the biggest. Much to my children's dismay I have no qualms about embarrassing myself, sometimes even on purpose. Once, Gabi (my then 11 year old) even tried to threaten me, that unless I did what she wanted, she would embarrass me. Well, I quickly made it clear that this was the first and last time she better ever threaten me, and not to mess with 'the master'. She tried to call my bluff, but soon realized she didn't have the stomach for the lengths to which I was willing to go.

Now, I don't tell you this to prove that I'm somehow superior in any way, but because if you ever see me do anything embarrassing there is the chance I meant to do it...unless of course it hurt some one's feelings...cuz I would never do that on purpose! I usually don't try to be such a goof ball, it just comes too naturally. So, I beg your indulgence...and feel free to laugh at me. I can take it!